Kardashians Give Big

So last night I had the most amazing dream ever. I know it was dream because this kind of thing only happens when I sleep. So there I was watching Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian (who I know nothing about, other than their brother was on Dancing with the stars) and they wanted to do something big. Something so big this Christmas, that Oprah would look like the Grinch. So what they did was have a guy randomly ask people what their Christmas wish would be. They could pick three things, any three things what would they wish for. I happened to be one of these lucky people he asked on the street.

I answered, "I would like to be out of school debt, visit my parents, and buy my parents a van or house." As I spoke these words out pops Kim ans says, "Here is a check for $30,000 to pay off your loans." I saw myself scream with joy and then a rush of tears fell from my eyes. I could not stop crying and saying, "Thank you!" I think I hugged her to death. Then she asked me why I was so emotional. I told her not only could I know pay off our debt, but that I would have a little left over to pay for a plane ticket home to see my dad. She just grinned from ear to ear and said, "Hey Khloe, come here." That is when Khloe pops out with four plane tickets, a rental car pass for Hertz, and a hotel suite for my family. I think that's when I knew that the Kardashians were always going to get Christmas cards from my family. I could not believe their generosity. Off we went with film crew in tote to see my family. We surprised them for the holidays. It was by far the greatest feeling ever. I didn't think there could be more for I was in Heaven for sure.

This is when the best part of my dream happened. You thought that part was amazing, just wait until you read what Kourtney and Kim did. SO there we were hanging out as a family tears like Niagra when Kim says she has a holiday surprise friend she wants us to meet. So my family and parents go off in a limo to this beautiful home. At the door we are met by Kourtney and her special friend Ty Pennington (I told you this was a cool dream!) He welcomes us into his home and it is beautiful. We have dinner with them and then he gives us a tour. He shows us his cool basement with this pool table that turns into a hockey table and ping pong table. Down in the basement is three treadmills, so he and his buddies can walk together when it is too hot to go outside. If you have ever experienced n Arizona heat, you know he is one smart guy. He then shows us this beautiful back yard with a coll playset, which my siblings play on for the next 30 minutes while we eat dessert. We are getting ready to go and Ty says, "I have a surprise for you" out pops a brand new mini van for my parents. This is a HUGE deal. My family has not been able to ride in the same car together in years, too many people. They are in desperate need of a new car. You can now imagine Niagra is a leaky faucet compared to the tears that are beginning to flood the desert sands of Arizona. He hands my mom the keys and says to my mom and dad, "Oh, by the way, welcome home Camarena family, welcome home." We look at each other surprised and then it hits us he not only handed her keys to a new van, but to a new home. The very home we were just in was a gift from the Kardashians and Ty. I was overwhelmed with the joy on my parents faces with the weight that had been lifted from their burdens when I felt a knee jab into my back and a small body cuddle next to me saying, "Mama, t-u wake up?"

I was dreaming. Oh, but it was a beautiful dream. I wish it was true. I was so sad being ripped away from the joyful faces of my family. I was so ready to just call the Kardashians family. At this point they deserved that title. They had given big. They, in my book, had blown Oprah out of the box.

Kim if you ever read this and you want to make my dream a reality, please do. I already have a title for your show, The Kardashians Give Big!